Chad Taylor at Des Moines Cityview, saw it in his infinite wisdom to lake a gander at our lovely soundscape filled journey called Let's Invent The Smell-O-Phone!! The paper of RECORD. Talk'em 'bout US!! Imagine!!
"^Album Cover^"
So, what he have to say?? Take it away, C-Tay:
"If rock was a religion, then New Member Charles’ particular brand of feckless, homogenous bro-rock would be a smarmy priest, creepily sidling up to your poor, altar-boy ears, invading the dark recesses of your brain against your will, and whispering that God will kill your parents if you tell anyone."
Wowzrs!! Pretty Awesome, Huh!! I know!!
Checker out the full review HERE, and be sure to catch your favorite rock band with a ghost as a keyboard player who also has a bassist who gets confused between a review for his own band and a review for Nickleback's latest classic.
"^POOP^"
NEW MEMBER CHARLES WITH THE BIGTUXEODES AND SANTAH AND BEN WANTLAND
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Bellwether Johnson
If "C-Tay" becomes a thing now, you'll be hearing from my lawyer. I have to carefully cultivate my image, lest I get lost among all the OTHER critics who've compared Nickelback to priest rape.
ReplyDeleteC-Tay, sorry for the late response, we have been busy counting all of our money we have made off album sales. Please don't send your lawyer after us, Dan really wants a solid gold steering wheel in his 1998 S-10 and I fear we wont have enough left over after them court charges to get him one. If you have a first communion party for a nephew or a cop rock convention your hosting or something like that we could play a set free of charge if you'll call off your attorney. Think about it.
DeleteSincerely
Josh