Thursday, June 23, 2011

EPIC DRAFT PREVIEW

Ahoy-'hoy residents of Charles-ville!!

Apart from being a world class Fishingman, Dan is also an Avid collector of the sights and sounds of the Association aka the NBA aka Basketballs. Yet a bigger fan he is of said "Association"'s Minnesota Timberwolves, who hold the second pick in tonights NBA Draft. So what to do??

MUTHAFRAKKIN' TENDERLOIN ONION RING DRAFT PARTY


Dan's specialty when not serving up saucy drum licks to your face is serving up scrumptious tenderloins and onion rings into your face-skull. And he will do so tonight as we unwrap our recently delivered Let's Invent The Smell-O-Phone discs, fresh off the presses for our CD/EP RELEASE SHOW scheduled for NEXT FRIDAY.

And now, a breif interview with J re: discs & drafts:

BwJ - Yo, 'd we get th' disc's in??

J - My sister said the hotdog cd’s arrived this morning and the package smells like dead fish….i seriously hope the package is full of rotten sardines, this will confirm that I am in fact the star of the Truman show and the producer really hates me.

BwJ - Any predictions for the TENDERLOIN ONION RING DRAFT tonight??

J - I hope Jonnee Turner gets drafted first tonight; he’s really good at making basquets.

Didn't have the hart to tell him that young Jonnee died of a horse tranquilizer overdose last night. So young. So full of potential. It leaves a hole in your heart that can only be filled by onion ring tenderloins

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