Monday, February 7, 2011

Oh, La La!!

Howdy, fellow citizens of Charles-Stan!! I was told yesterday there was something called a "Super Bowl" on last night. Well, if there is such a thing, this is the first I've ever heard of it. The only "Super Bowl" that I know of is the "Super Bowl of Hot Chili Pie" currently sitting on my chest as I watch Morning Express With Robin Meade. I'm not really a fan of the Foot-Ball. Wake me up when Pakistan v West Indies: Antigua Test Match gets into day 2. You can't deny the hot Cricket action when the googilys start flyin'!! As they say: "Suck my Golden Duck"!! Bollocks!!

Speaking of Hot Chili Pie, look at this freaking website!!

You'll notice the gussied-up'ed-ness of the top of the page is complete with a brand new and exciting MEDIA PLAYER!! Now, you can listen to New Member Charles on your computer. But, that's not all!! You can also download the songs and subsequently place them on your hip new cellular phone. You can take your music with you!! I know!!

I've already added these instant classics onto my LG Chocolate. I don't know too much about technology, but I was able to set the ringtone to ring "Horse Collar" whenever my friend Chip calls. I haven't heard from him yet, but rest-assured, as soon as he gets back from getting his hair done and calls me back, I'll be sure to get Ruck'd the Fuck right out and forget to pick up my phone because all that I can do whenever I listen to Horse Collar is dance like an asshole!! At least, that's what my wife Julie South Johnson says I dance like.

In other Charles News, the guys assure me that they're getting ready to beat our brains outside of our skulls (like, musically) on February 19th at A.K. O'Connors in Beaverdale. They're readying the playlist as we speak, and are even going to add some new cover songs to the set. If you have any requests, you can shove them up your ass!! Well, maybe not. That's just what Chris told me when I offered to play the pan-flute for a cover of Bungle in the Jungle. (I swear I can make the pan-flute sound just like a real flute!!)

Still, just because my cover suggestion didn't make the cut doesn't mean that you shouldn't still make a suggestion. Just drop me a line (via the new 'Contact Info' tab at the top), and I'll be sure to pass it along to the guys.


Bellwether Johnson

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