Monday, January 24, 2011

Shelves!! And, also, Hi Charles!!

So, I've been getting a flood of mail here into Charles-ville in regard to the move the guys made, and I'm sorry for the late response, all of you!! I had to get a MRIcro-scope on the big toe on my left foot (and also the ring-finger toe on my right foot) due to over-exertion. See, I had joined a raquetball league as a NewYears Resolution. I lasted about three points into the second game, after sitting out a week after injuring my knee about three points into the first game. I lost a whole SIX POUNDS!! My final record was 0-2 on the season, but overall I was pleased with my effort. My wife, Julie South Johnson also baked me two pies for each one of my losses!! And it took me a whole three days to gain the weight back!! Success tastes great!! I can't wait to do it all again next year!!

On to the Charles-Biz!!:

As you know, Josh, Chris and Dan recently moved rehearsal spaces to a more adequate room for their needs (ie: one that wasn't cold as piss). This move was simply from one side of the hallway to the other, but it has left the multiple thousands of thousands of Charles fans around the world wondering, "What of Charles??"

Well, as we all know, Charles is the undead spectre-ghost who, instead of haunting, plays the giovanni keyboard in the awesomely dudical band New Member Charles. Now Charles' place of residence was the old rehearsal room, so the question remains, did Charles follow them into the new practice room??

You bet your sloppy ass he did!!

Just look at that new pic at the top of the page!! Josh was able to get Charles to pose for his new portriat in the new room as a welcome gift. I'm sure it was just like that scene in Titanic. You know the one...where Billy Zane is a dick (but is still kind of cool) and saves the day by strapping on the jetpack and flying everyone to safety. Of course, I have never seen the movie Titanic, but that's how my best friend Chip told me the movie ends. I ate too many Goobers and fell asleep during the previews. I remember thinking, "I can't wait to see Lethal Weapon 4!!" And I still can't wait!! Chip says it's great!!

Also, Dan Chris and Josh, along with their friend Eric totally built a complex shelving system in the new room to store drums on!! It's complex with two different levels of shelves. Due to my various lowerextremity conditions, I haven't been able to make it over there yet, but Chris assures me that if necessary, the shelves could hold half of my body weight!! That's engineering!!

The guys also took time out of their busy schudle of Rucking the Fuck out of all of you bitches to not only build shelves for the new room, but also to book a show!! That's right!! Multi-taskering!!

You can see New Member Charles at AK O'Connors in Beaverdale (oh, yeah!!) on February 19th with their good friends The Big Tuxedos!!

Gotta run...

Bye-zers!!,





Bellwether Johnson

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