Saturday, October 9, 2010

Here's How My Fictional Conversation With the Members of Remma Will Go Tonight

Oh, hi members of the band Remma. So, you're the Irish band from Cork, Ireland who New Member Charles is opening up for tonight at the Vaudeville Mews in Des Moines, IA show starts at 10:00 PM so be there at 10:00 PM sharp. Hey, I heard that you were signed in 2003 by none other than Morrissey, right??



Wow, that's great, so you know Morrissey too?? Yeah, that's right. Me and Morrissey* go way back. He told me that we were playing together tonight, and that you would be bringing me a present. So...oh, you don't know what I'm talking about?? Haha...that Moz. What a cut-up. So like him to be forgetful.

Well, anyways, the next time you see him, don't forget to remind him to send me that autographed first edition print of Meat is Murder. Sure, he'll act all aloof and probably say that he has no idea who I am, but haha...that's just like him.

Oh, and here's three pounds of Iowa pork chops to give him...I'm sure he'll love them.

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