Monday, August 2, 2010

Hump Day Moustache: High School Reunion Edition

So, I went to my High School Reunion last weekend. When I got there, I realized that I knew everybody there...and was friends with not a single one of them. Then it dawned on me that my only friend in HS was an immaginary monkey I named ChimChim. We were great friends until one day he refused to have a catch with me. He said he could never respect a man who's hero was a criminal (My hero is Fiona Apple). Also, I think he was kind of pissed that I kept calling him ChimChim, what with him being an Orangutan and not a Chimpanzee, and all...

Anyway...where was I?? OH!! Yes, the HS Reunion. Well, despite all of the face-to-face marketing that I did on behalf of the Good Ship Charles, I believe that if I were to calculate how many in attendance were reading this right now, I would probably be dissapointed, which might have more to do with the two gallons of Gin I drank and the half-dozen asses I uninvited-ly groped than a failure on my end to explicate the awesome-ness of New Member Charles.

Still, if any of you made it:

WELCOME: IPALOOK, AK HIGH SCHOOL CLASS OF 1978 TO THE NEW MEMBER CHARLES WEBSITE OF FUNN AND AWESOMENESS!!

Now here's a Moustache for you!!

EVER

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