Sunday, July 25, 2010

Fair Enough

Ahh nothing like a witty turn of phrase to raise the hairs on one's neck, J here with a quick blip on the Iowa State Fair show.... we're really playing it! The full schedule just came out and New Member Charles is on it and also in the Juice (which is a weekly here in Des Moines for those of you not from the area), meaning we need YOU dear fan to come drink beer and eat calories on a stick while we try to make your body reject the beer and calories on a stick with our tight musical stylings. Please spread the word so that we can beat our attendence record of 0 from last year, how can you do this? See below

Dan and Chris minutes after last years show...we killed it!

Script on how to get people to come to see New Member Charles at the Iowa State Fair.

Timil- Hey Jim Jim are you going to see the rock band New Member Charles at the Budweiser tent August 20th at 3 pm at the Iowa State fair in 90 degree weather and 100% humidity.
Jim Jim- Who?
Timil- New Member Charles.
Jim Jim- Wait i thought you Just said there name was "New Member Charles at the Budweiser tent August 20th at 3 pm at the Iowa State fair in 90 degree weather and 100% humidity"?
Timil- No no, that was their name plus a description of the date, location and expected weather conditions for the show.
Jim Jim- Oh i get it, the Bands Name is "New Member Charles".
Timil- Yes are you going?
Jim Jim- NO.
Timil- You should, i heard there a really neat band.
Jim Jim-Ok i would love to go, i work that day but i will quit my job cause its not important to have income for my 2 year old daughter and mortgage, not when a neat band is playing. Can you pick me up so i can save gas money since i wont have a job after the show.
Timil-Nope i gotta take some babes to the show so i wont have room, you should fly.
Jim Jim- Oh i forgot that i had this set of unicorn wings, yeah im just gonna fly ill see ya there.

Cheers,
J

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