Friday, May 21, 2010

A Welcome Message From New Member Charles

Hi!! Welcome to New Member Charles. We're a band. We live in Iowa. That's about it.

Oh!! And we like to have fun, too!! I know that there are many of you out there who are asking some very important questions regarding New Member Charles. Well, questions are a good way of getting to know things. What things you ask?? (see?? Question!!) Well, how about the following:

Who Are You Guys??

We are Dan, Josh and Chris.

Who is Charles??

Charles is the ghost who lives in our rehearsal space and plays the Giovanni keyboard. Duh. If that wasn't obvious enough. He is on our logo. He is also our confidant, loyal friend, and with the right amount of encouragement, might just cure cancer one day. That boy could grow up to be the president!!

What do you guys sound like??

This is the part of the conversation where I say, "Well, who's your favorite musician/band??" and you respond, "Peabo Bryson!!" and I say, "Holy Shit!! We sound just like Peabo Bryson!!" and then you say, "Fuck you. No you don't" and then one of us ends up getting punched in the cock. Well, being that neither of us want to go down that road...

Instead of explaining what New Member Charles sounds like, I'd rather explain what New Member Charles feels like. You ever break your fucking arm??

Kind of like that...but not really.

Where do you guys play??

Wherever dreams are made. Also, in Des Moines, IA.

Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth??

My teeth are made of pennies.

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